Woman Live Tweets A Guy Murdering His Girlfriend And It’s HILARIOUS

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DIANE Keegan is one sassy lady with an attitude all her own. She doesn’t enjoy long walks on the beach because they are long and involve walking, and who could argue with that? Diane was waiting for a bus this weekend and it turned out to be quite a wait indeed.

Diane was across the street from a couple who were having some relationship problems and it culminated in the guy brutally murdering the woman.

Here’s how the whole viral episode unfolded:

This guy across the street from me is murdering his girlfriend and she’s SCREAMING

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 23, 2015

Guy: “How is this a surprise bitch? I told you I’d fucking cut you. How can you be surprised?”

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 23, 2015

Girl: “Ahhhh, stop! Oh my god, someone help! He’s trying to kill me”

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 23, 2015

I’m kind of torn, I’m on like 4% battery, I could call the cops, but really want to save batt for tweeting. This is hilarious!!

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 23, 2015

Girl: “stop it you bastard”. Maybe now’s not the time for insults lady.

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 23, 2015

Girl is wearing jean shorts and pokemon t-shirt. Not ideal being murdered in clothing. #FashionFail

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 23, 2015

Guy: Stop screaming bitch. Girl: AAAAAAAAAAAAH. Toss up for who is the dramatic one in the relationship.

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 23, 2015

***guttural screams***

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 23, 2015

Shit. 3% percent batt, and the #guymurderinggirlfriend hashtag is just taking off. Phone don’t fail me now

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 23, 2015

Shit just got serious, girl is losing consciousness but can hear her say ‘someone call an ambulance’ 21st C & she doesn’t have a phone #fail

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 23, 2015

What the fuck? Police got here. About. Time. Guys.

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 23, 2015

One good to come out of this is that ‘dead girl’ trended on Twitter before she died

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 23, 2015

Bus arrived but police immediately ordered ambulance, and like 6 officers piled boyfriend into police van.

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 23, 2015

Only just getting to all the tweets you guys sent, thank you soooo much.

– Dianne Keegan (@dikeegan50) August 24, 2015

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