#WWN: “Oh my God, oh my God! Shit! Shit! Shit! Don’t look now but the whole world is watching,” says Nation as it takes to the polls #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Just a handful of voters arriving now as polling stations still relatively quiet. #MarRef pic.twitter.com/NJpkA8GOu1

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Several polling stations had to be redecorated to look more drab as the referendum commission deemed them to be too fabulous #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: The yes campaign have urged Dublin City council to dredge the Liffey in an effort to locate & dispose of all red herrings. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Concern expressed by voters who say that when they tried to vote no their pencils exploded into glitter #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Thousands of voters who voted yes are still waiting for their kidnapped family members to be freed by Gay Agenda #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Yes side hoping to reuse ‘yes badges’ for surrogacy referendum in a few year’s time, no side have confirmed. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

AMAZING! Dublin lad Daniel Reilly will be making it all the way from his couch to vote later today #MarRef pic.twitter.com/nMPVOZsPSJ

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: just a reminder a priest’s vote is no longer worth two votes thanks to rule change in 1998. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

Referendum commission has reminded you, under new rules, you can now vote by shouting ‘Yes’ or ‘No’ from the comfort of your home. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Some no voters have arrived at a polling station in Stillorgan in perfectly intact closets #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: The dept. of education have leaked the new junior infants reading list post-referendum to us. #MarRef pic.twitter.com/TsjuuavPyU

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: hearing strange reports that gay people AND people people are voting yes. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Mothers with *that* short haircut not obliged to vote yes, referendum commission clarifies. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Exit polls suggest that up to 30 people nationwide may have actually voted in the Presidential age referendum. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: we have a breakdown of voter turnout so far, where have the votes gone to? #MarRef pic.twitter.com/GBb5jJEabG

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

We’re hearing cemetery staff are having trouble keeping coffins intact due to the ferocity of some corpses spinning in their graves #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: polling station shut down for blaring Queen on a stereo. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

Our exclusive exit poll shows why people are voting yes in the #MarRef: pic.twitter.com/15BFZwBcl4

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: yes side confirm if referendum doesn’t pass it will be more traumatic than watching the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

And now our exit poll is showing us why people have voted no in #MarRef: pic.twitter.com/SWJsTF24d8

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Article 41 of the constitution will be taken out of its case in the Pope’s chambers of the Vatican & brought back to Ireland. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Once back in Ireland article 41 will be handed over to the Yes side with the possibility of a 21 glitter gun salute. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: the Yes side, as is custom, would take the constitution to Glasnevin Cemetery & smear faeces on it over Eamon Devalera’s grave #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

Finally article 41 would then be put in a time capsule along with Abba’s greatest hits, glitter & the bottled screams of children. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

Artist’s Impression Of What Ireland Will Be Like After A Yes Vote #MarRef pic.twitter.com/exJtdDXMhD

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#MarRef quotes: “remember with this recipe it’s important to lightly season the child before eating it” – Donal Skehan

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

The Iona Institute have refused to comment on rumours they’ve built a time machine capable of transporting Ireland back to the 1950s #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: the no side have reminded everyone that if you receive any bad news today it’s all gay marriage’s fault.

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: experts confirm that if the no vote wins the party will be atrocious. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

Endorsements for yes vote: Stephen Fry, Daniel O’Donnell, The Complete Works Of Shakespeare, Mary McAleese & the red cow roundabout #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Dundalk man who drove home from Dublin to vote wondering where his fucking medal is. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN has received footage of Senator Ronan Mullen reacting to a possible yes victory in the #MarRef pic.twitter.com/cnv04Xjehr

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Over 7.4 million heartwarming yes vote videos have been made in the last 60 minutes #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

Breda O’Brien Arrested Attempting To Burn Local Ballot Box http://t.co/W1Vx9BUE5r #news #MarRef pic.twitter.com/4tuTzd0zRf

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Iona Institute mutter something about having the nuclear codes under their breath #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Members of the No campaign in Meath currently on their 835th decade of the rosary. Drone of prayer can be heard for miles. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: No side in last-ditch “fuck it, we are homophobic” drive. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

Here’s an exit poll breakdown of what some voters were thinking about when voting in #MarRef: pic.twitter.com/gJob9fzXKv

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

The latest footage of the Gay Agenda making its way to Leinster House, repelling fresh no side defences #MarRef: pic.twitter.com/KWYWxiQ7uR

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: Damage to No side after a pair of straight friends Elaine & Rory admit to getting married for a laugh last year in Las Vegas #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#WWN: No side insist that they won’t enter into same sex marriages despite a yes referendum victory forcing them by law to do so #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#MarRef quotes: “it is not what your country can do for you but what you can do to be fabulous” – Enda Kenny

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 22, 2015

#MarRef #MarRef2015 pic.twitter.com/GmZGlfipDc

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

Members of the No side demand another referendum where they win, “for balance”. #MarRef

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

Emotional scenes at Dublin airport as a mass exodus of nuns, priests and bishops leave Ireland for Rome #MarRef pic.twitter.com/GJq8curx1b

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

Reports coming in of dozens on churches spontaneously combusting into flames. Sexy topless Firefighters everywhere pic.twitter.com/gxt9t0l5vZ

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

John Waters ‘Relocating to Uganda’ http://t.co/5B1rlt5LuV #MarRef pic.twitter.com/TJlJEpuZTK

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

Government now offering No siders asylum in Roscommon. Denis O’Brien wins housing contract. More to follow #MarRef pic.twitter.com/NYib5QEMmQ

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

“I was actually an undercover priest all along.” reveals Keith Mills #MarRef pic.twitter.com/o7ZCYfaRyQ

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

As A Precaution The Nations Children Will Spend The Next 48 Hours Under Observation #MarRef pic.twitter.com/Z3k1m7l72c

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

Government Announce Gay Marriage Divorce Referendum For 2083 #MarRef pic.twitter.com/MLybsixmgG

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

Retail outlets across the country are already running low on bags of Skittles #MarRef pic.twitter.com/N15XkS050K

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

“Finally we can get legally married after all this time.” – Gay Byrne with long time partner Kathleen Watkins #MarRef pic.twitter.com/v6NlMWTxta

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

Some more celebratory pics coming in. #MarRef #Jedward pic.twitter.com/gb31Q0wfci

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

Nation to finally get back to talking about Water Charges #MarRef #irishwater pic.twitter.com/4jzOFALDJQ

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

Leinster House Raises Ireland’s New Flag #MarRef pic.twitter.com/8jce4SYXLf

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

Heuston Station Has Already Begun Stocking Up Its Vending Machines #MarRef #staysafe pic.twitter.com/AXSIrigWbT

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015

And that concludes our coverage of the Marriage Equality Referendum. Well done Ireland. A new area awaits. The WWN team #MarRef #Chuffed

— Waterford Whispers (@WhispersNewsLTD) May 23, 2015