WWN Lonely Hearts

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No, no, no, no, yes!

Prominent member of the No side campaign with a prominent member seeks some naughty action with a die hard Yes side hunk. No one at home today, as they’re all out canvassing. Can meet in mine any time today. Have my own walk in closet in my bedroom, you’ll love. I’m slim, brown hair and accidentally liked an Elton John song once. If you like, please get in touch with Big D.

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BDSM

M looking for F to partake in HC BDSM. Really only looking for F, must be into HC and RGH but it’s okay if they like SDPLJ too. Cannot and will not do LNMOP or DDDAPQZMN. If that all sounds OK with you, get in touch.

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Weather

A friend told me there’s plenty out there like me so thought I’d give this a shot. I can only get an erection in the middle of a lightning storm and there’s little chance of climax unless I’m struck by lightning directly. If you want some thunder during lightning gimme a shout. Some bad weather scheduled for next week so would be an ideal time for us to meet. Bolt From The Blue.

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Replacement

Just a normal bloke, 5ft 9″, blonde hair, 50s. Looking for a woman who likes the same things as me and would dress up to look exactly like my dead wife. If this sounds like you, get in touch, thanks.

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Love Machine

Do I have to mention I’m on the sex offendors register? What do you mean you’re typing out everything I say? You’re charging by the word you sneaky fuckers. Alright stop doing that! I’ll start, just don’t include that last bit. I’m a big helping of love ice cream looking for someone to be my cone. If you want me to melt all over you until you get soggy get in touch.

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