New ‘Hinge’ App Feature Includes Mocking Laughter Every Time You Like Someone Out Of Your League

IN AN ATTEMPT to improve the dating app experience for its users, popular app Hinge has added a new feature to keep its users humble, WWN can reveal.

“‘Oh dating apps are so awful’, really? Have you tried not rejecting the 99% of people who you have an actual fucking chance with? No, I have had it with you people,” confirmed head of new features at Hinge, Mina Moosan.

The new feature Moosan has crafted emits a loud and condescending titter of laughter every time a 6-at-best confidently and lustily likes at clear smoke show of a 10.

“I know people will say ‘shoot your shot’ but don’t shoot your love life in the foot, other foot, both legs, stomach and face by rejecting perfectly passable husband or wife material,” added Moosan.

The developer confirmed that the laughter increases in volume for persistent offenders who can’t take a hint that these potential matches are completely out of their league, ventually growing to a thuderous cacophony of mockery that can cause someone hearing damage.

“No, it’s not cruel or mean to make this feature mandatory on all accounts, maybe stop passing up someone because one of their eyebrow hairs ‘looks sus’, you want to be on this app when you’re 94? Be my guest,” concluded Moosan, definitely not working through some stuff.

Elsewhere, men who insist on posing with fish in their pictures on dating apps have tentatively welcomed the new feature.