Man Can’t Understand Why ‘The Traitors’ Contestants Don’t Just Do Everything He Says They Should Do

AN INCREASINGLY frustrated viewer of RTÉ hit show ‘The Traitors’ cannot understand why contestants don’t just rigidly adhere to every instruction he shouts at the TV, WWN can reveal.

“Ah jaysus, c’mon she’s obviously a Traitor, she was in the turret ‘n all for feck sake,” vocalised local man Danny Reardon, forgetting at every turn that he is equipped with the advance knowledge of the identities of the show’s nefarious Traitors.

“Eejits, the lot of them, how do they not cop? Just vote out the traitors,” continued Reardon, taking umbrage with the fact the Faithful contestants insist on relying only on the things they could experience and see in real time as contestants as the episodes were filmed rather than the final edit the 36-year-old gets to watch each night.

Reardon, unaware his desired version of the show would end seconds after the Traitors identities are first made known to viewers at home, said he is available to the show’s producers for further guidance, advice and consultation.

“Not just them, the lads in charge of The Chase; I don’t know why the contestants don’t just get every answer right? If they did then they’d win. And the Lotto, once the numbers are drawn and out, is it not like so obvious what the numbers are? And get them me started on the news, sure I could have told them news anchors what happened today for free, it’s been on me phone for hours so it has, all over social media like,” offered Reardon.