Meghan At 45: We’re Only Doing This Article Because You Can’t Resist Having A Go At Her

MEGHAN MARKLE is celebrating her 45th birthday which is as good a reason as any to pump out a few articles which are really thinly veiled invitations for you to pipe up in the comments about how much you loathe her, WWN Entertainment can report.

WWN Entertainment isn’t bothered with the pretense of doing a ’45 times Meghan slaaaayed’, ‘our 45 favourite Meghan outfits’ or even ’45 times Meghan was not helping herself’, let’s just dispense with the bullshit, our data shows when we publish something on Markle you guys flock in your droves to pile on in the comments, resentfully raging away to your heart’s content.

We’ve reported on genocide, famine, war, people who don’t like dogs and corruption but nothing seems to drive engagement and capture your imagination and ire quite like the former actress and royal.

“It’s some feat being the most disliked royal when Prince Andrew also exists” will be the tenor of much of the comments, and to be honest, WWN Entertainment is okay with that. We have bills to pay, ads to service, products to push and as a high-functioning 21st century media outlet desperate to prevail in the precarious world of monetising the attention economy we know nothing does that quite like encouraging an audience to judge and criticise a woman.

CHECK BACK LATER when it’s Ariana Grande’s turn.