Poll: Why Do You Think Irish Teens Are Among Least Happy In Developed World?

CHARTING low on happiness in the league of high-income societies across the world, Irish teenagers are among the least content in the developed world but why?

A) Because they’re not drinking as much as previous generations.

B) I think it’s because they all subscribe to Camus’s dictum that life is absurd and ultimately devoid of meaning.

C) Because they’re all on their phones all the time whereas I’m on my phone all the time getting angry at strangers but it’s okay ‘cus I’m an adult.

D) Bring back the wooden spoon, I’ll give them something to be sad about, the pampered little pricks!

E) It is absolutely not because modern Ireland is but a soulless, vassal state that serves multi-nationals and their capital above all else.