Hairdresser Entering Into ‘Ignoring Everything You Asked For’ Phase Of Haircut

A LOCAL WATERFORD hairdresser who specialises in the cutting and styling of women’s hair has again reached that point in her process where she completely disregards all clear instruction and goes rogue, WWN can reveal.

“I just don’t like being told what to do and at the end of the day I’m an artist I’ve a right to express myself,” hairdresser Veronica Tormey explained to WWN, as she began layering the back of a client’s hair who specified she didn’t want layering of any kind.

Former clients of Tormey all describe a similar work flow entered in to by the 49-year-old whereby she sticks strictly to instructions she was given up until the point the client relaxes and takes their eye off what’s happening, at which point the hairdresser starts hacking like a serial killer in a horror movie.

“I know you might say you want to keep the length but that’s when I stop listening,” confirmed Tormey who this year alone has taken a collective 1.7km off the length of hair customers insisted must not be cut.

Tormey, a perverse and psychopathic individual who must be stopped, explained that her favourite part of the process is the faux apology and attempt to repair any damage caused.

“When I’m tidying up whatever mistake I made, that’s when I feel most alive, she’s in the chair holding back the tears and I’m swearing blind ‘I thought you said purple highlights, ‘purple’ and ‘blonde’ they just sound very similar,” concluded Tormey.

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