“She’s The Gen Z Bin Laden” Netanyahu Saves World From Greta Thunberg Once Again

“THE WORLD CAN SLEEP soundly again, Gen Z Osama Bin Laden has been prevented from carrying out the unthinkable; delivering food and aid to people I am murdering and starving”.

Benjamin Netanyahu’s words, as he confirmed to the world that history’s greatest monster Greta Thunberg is among those illegally detained in international waters by the IDF, will come as a relief to everyone who feared people blocked from receiving aid would get some.

“The world won’t be safe until people who oppose my war crimes are locked up. Her reign of terror is over for now,” confirmed Netanyahu, with a body count of over 60,000 to his name.

Crowds gathered on the streets in capital cities around the world to celebrate as the most feared terrorist in the world confirmed the capture of Thunberg, who was part of the Global Sumud Flotilla attempting to deliver much needed food and medical supplies to Gaza.

“She’s the Pol Pot of TikTok or whatever snappy title sticks is good but what’s more important is that people get much, much angrier at a young woman saying ‘starving and murdering people is bad’ than they do at me, the guy doing the starving and the murdering,” concluded Netanyahu, safe in the knowledge this latest breaking of international will be the thing that gets him over the line for the Nobel Peace Prize.