Every Single Person On Planet Except Those Who Can Directly End Slaughter In Gaza Urging Action
AT LAST count, almost 100% of the planet’s population who can have no material effect on immediately ending the suffering in Gaza have voiced their opposition to ceaseless death and descrution, leaving the very people with the ability to end the slaughter the only remaining people yet to urge action WWN can report.
With 206 former EU officials signing an open letter calling for a tougher stance on the Israeli government, it is now only current world leaders of states with ongoing, active and open diplomatic and economic ties with Israel who remain on the fence about taking action.
“Somewhat ironic considering they are the few people in the world who can avert this,” confirmed one of the planet’s ‘why the fuck isn’t anyone doing anything to stop this’ cohort, believed to contain pretty much everyone not in Benjamin Netanyahu’s government.
“Can I interest you in a vague, non-commital statement instead?” confirmed current EU leaders among others, who remain hellbent on doing nothing much of anything.
Not entirely sure why people were urging immediate action, those capable of gathering an international consensus, which could be formed to abruptly halt an ongoing catastrophe through a conciliated effort to isolate the current Israeli regime, have reiterated there’s no great rush.
“I’m sure Netanyahu has got all this silliness out of his system, let’s just wait and see some more, and then also do nothing,” confirmed the remaining small, select group of people on the planet who are unmoved by the relentless murder of children and targeting of health workers and journalists.
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