Signs Of A Rift? Brooklyn Beckham Aims Rocket Launcher At David & Victoria’s Car, Killing Them On Impact

SPECULATION over a possible rift between David and Victoria Beckham and their son Brooklyn is only growing after the 26-year-old aimed a shoulder mounted rocket launcher at a car carrying his parents and pressing the trigger, killing them upon impact.

“Brooklyn is a keen photographer, and when he uploaded a photo of him firing a rocket launcher at the car, it didn’t go unnoticed that none of his family gave the post a supportive ‘like’,” shared a source close to the Beckhams which we have made up solely for the purpose of giving our baseless speculation the faint veneer of legitimacy.

Despite the car becoming engulfed in a scorching hot ball of fire and the celebrated former popstar and fashion designer and her footballer husband dying, some remain convinced that the family remain united in the face of Brooklyn renewing his vows with his wife, actress Nicola Peltz, without the presence of the Beckham clan.

“They’re a very close family, and the suggestion a rocket launcher being dispatched on their car would change that in any way shows how little online trolls know about them all,” added an insider, we made up to counter the original quote and provoke those in the comment sections.

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“Has anyone used the word ‘estranged’ yet? They’re strained and estranged and distant and reconciliation and clear the air meeting and harsh words and heartbreaking and final straw. I think really what we need to know is what a body language expert thinks of all this,” added another source, helping us fill our editor’s mandatory word count.

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