“She Could Do Way Better” Local Man Reacts To Dua Lipa Engagement

BREAKING his silence just 24 hours after Dua Lipa announced her engagement to actor Callum Turner, local man Gerry Tobin pulls no punches as he shares his thoughts on the shock news that has left the world’s male population reeling.

“Callum who?” Tobin began, making it clear that the up-and-coming actor had not previously registered on his radar. “His head looks weird – like that Cumbersnatch fella. I checked IMDb and he’s only been in one half-decent thing, Masters of the Air. Never even seen it, to be honest. Looks like a straight-to-DVD job.”

The Grammy Award-winning artist has reportedly been dating Turner since January 2024 – a detail that has left the 39-year-old Waterford man more than a little suspicious.

“Well, that’s odd. Barely a mention of him in any of her Instagram posts over the last 18 months,” Tobin noted. Not that he’s seen every Dua Lipa post, of course, just a loosely based observation from a concerned friend watching her back.

“She could do way better. You know what those actors are like. She needs someone solid, stable. Normal. Not in the limelight. A man who loves her for who she is, who’ll be there waiting after a long day and not some chisel-headed womaniser who’s bound to break her heart.”

The father-of-three concluded his remarks by asking this reporter to take down his details, just in case Dua reads this local newspaper piece and needs someone to talk to.

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