Two Messy Bitches Who Love The Drama Fighting On Social Media

TOO UNAPOLOGETIC messy bitches are, according to reports, partaking in a public fight on social media in full views of friends and family.

The unedifying spectacle has involved both drama whores staying by their phones, constantly refreshing their feeds waiting, hoping ‘that pussy’ dares say another mean thing about them.

“I’ve been like ‘girlies, take it out of the group chat, this is a you guys problem. Don’t make it a “everybody’s problem”, y’know?’ But they’re addicted to the drama, Main Character Energy Pick Me Girls x 1000,” said one close friend.

“Wow so public, so desperate, so needy. If these bitches were tripping any more they’d be an LSD factory. Keep beefing, there’s enough meat on them to feed all the starving children in the world. I hope both of them lose,” added another observer.

Despite pleas from those closest to them, the messy bitches show no sign of squashing their public beef.

“You wish you were me honey,” raged Donald Trump, one of the Drama Anonymous attendees at the centre of the public fight, accusing former bestie Elon Musk of being jealous.

“Your wig is basic, Queen of the Skanks. Skankzilla. Mars called, it wants its foundation back. Can’t believe I considered you a friend,” Elon Musk said in a DM to Donald Trump while continuing to set up multiple new WhatsApp groups that didn’t include the US president.

“Oh we were never friends honey, you’re less significant than the bacteria on the bacteria on the shit on the bottom of my shoe,” countered Trump, despite several friends trying to wrestle his phone from him.

“JD, come get your girl, she’s embarrassing herself again,” pleaded Musk, in between deliveries of ketamine.

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