Man Moves Out Of Home Just In Time To Move Back In To Look After Parents

HAVING returned to the family home several years ago in order to save for a deposit local Dublin man Micheal Kehoe has no sooner got the keys in the door of his new one-bed apartment than the need for him to return to care for his parents has arisen.

“When I moved back in I would say they were merely ‘getting on’ but now my dad’s had a fall and my mum is very forgetful so I’ve no real choice but to move back in to keep an eye on them,” explained Kehoe.

The 38-year-old had been diligently saving for a number of years in order to satisfy a mortgage lender that he could make mortgage repayments which were a fraction of the rent he had paid for a decade plus, however, the time to return home again has arisen again, again.

“It used to be back in the day you’d at least have the time and spare cash to get a few grandkids into the mix, and they’d be old enough to be mini-carers but that’s a bygone era now,” said Kehoe of the short window of time he was able to enjoy living out of home.

“Just as well with life it isn’t a once only offering and I’m not living in a country hostile to my very existence,” said Kehoe, who can comfort himself with the fact he is free to rent his apartment out at an exorbitant price and begin the slow transition into moneyed landlord.

“Shut up Dad, I hear you, but I’ve no intention of wiping your arse! Do you know I wasn’t even in my apartment long enough to get to road test the ice machine on the fridge,” explained Kehoe shuffling in a defeated manner toward his father in the toilet, armed with an improvised arse-wiping device made out of a broom handles and a roll of toilet paper.

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