Fans Worried As Justin Bieber Looks Disheveled During Paparazzi Siege We Funded

IMAGES of a ‘tired’ and vulnerable-looking’ Justin Bieber, which we paid over a dozen paparazzi to capture over a relentless 48-hour pursuit, have left fans concerned, giving us the perfect opportunity to wildly speculate on a range of completely unfounded stories we made up.

Sources at WWN Entertainment have learned that employing a group of aggressive photographers to follow the star 24/7 allows us to easily generate hundreds of baseless articles sparked by images of the 31-year-old looking unhappy, with sensational headlines containing words like ‘troubled’, ‘concerning’, and ‘disheveled looking’ to help raise fears, clicks and ad revenue.

“Why does he look so upset?” one worried fan asked beneath a photo of poor Justin leaving a café while surrounded by 30 obese men yelling invasive questions centered around rumours from his teenage years.

“Stay strong, we love you Justin,” commented another supporter, blissfully unaware that their heartfelt engagement only feeds the algorithm, giving more visibility our reporting and further incentivising the media to pursue these very articles that are dragging him down.

When confronted with this criticism, tabloid entertainment editors defended their actions, stating they will continue to ignore all notions of privacy and ethics. They further promised to keep speculating, ruining, and exploiting anyone they choose, until such a time their billionaire-owner backed legal teams are finally challenged by someone with deeper pockets.

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