No One Could Have Foreseen Appointing Fox News Host As Secretary Of Defence Backfiring

EXPOSING the plans, locations and details of CIA operatives and US military personnel on an unsecured private text app, Signal, and inviting a journalist into a secret group chat has been labeled as ‘actually not bad’ considering the US Secretary of Defence is a former Fox News host.

“It’s completely unfair to label him ‘just a Fox News host’ without also mentioning his sexual misconduct accusations, financial mismanagement, and alcohol issues, and valiant service at world famous torture site Guantanamo Bay” shared one defender of the US Secretary of Very Public & Very Catty Group Chats, Pete Hegseth.

Commentators have pointed out Hegseth and other White House personnel may have violated several provisions of the Espionage Act with their actions being compared to Darth Vader sharing the Death Star schematics with the Rebel Alliance over WhatsApp, those same commentators suggested given the level of unqualified incompetence on show ‘we’re lucky we haven’t obliterated ourselves with nuclear warheads’.

“While this is beyond reckless, highly illegal and risked getting US troops killed, I can’t help but notice it wasn’t a Democrat so who cares. They used American flag emojis, they’re God-damned heroes if you ask me,” confirmed one diehard veteran of Support the Troops bumper stickers.

“Wow this really is the most reckless thing ever done with the safety of US troops, like ever, so yeah everybody get him, what an idiot,” remarked one former George W.Bush administration official, erasing invading Iraq on false claims from their mind.

UPDATE: 1 in 5 Americans admit to having been accidentally invited to the highly secure and private ‘Let’s Go Loco, War Crimes A Go-Go’ WhatsApp group run by Hegseth relating to US military assistance provided to Israel.