Trump Border Failure: Notorious Rapists & Human Traffickers Enter US

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION has suffered a huge PR disaster and stands accused of failing on border security promises after a pair of notorious rapists and human traffickers waltzed into the US after boarding a private plane from Romania.

“That’s a shit hole third world country, right? And these guys just flashed their passports, and we welcomed them in? No pat down, no interrogation? And I thought Biden’s border failures were bad,” offered one disgruntled backer of Trump.

Having made previous pledges to keep American women and children safe, the arrival of Andrew and Tristan Tate on US soil serves as a major blow to US president Donald Trump’s credentials as a no-nonsense tough guy when it comes to the country being flooded with rapists.

“It’s one thing to hear the country is being flooded with rapists and human traffickers but now I learn Trump’s administration actually pushed to get this guy out of Romania and onto US soil? What’s going on?” asked one man who voted for Trump, a civilly liable sex offender and friend of Jeffrey Epstein.

Questions will be asked of ICE agents as to how the Tate brothers were allowed onto America soil while the Department of Justice failed to respond to questions about why the men’s passports were revoked.

UPDATE: It is unclear what level of protests will follow from people who voted for Trump when they find out one of the rapist sex-traffickers has recently converted to Islam.

UPDATE: In unrelated news Trump has confirmed he will be naming a new Secretary for Women’s Rights later today.

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