We Trained This AI To Generate Offensive Irish Insults

AI TECHNOLOGY is an unknowable to marvel to us mere mortals who have no expertise in the quickly advancing field of ‘computers and stuff’, which is why WWN has teamed up with the boffins at Irish AI start up Promptimus Prime to showcase the technology’s stunning potential.

By feeding the AI 400,000 hours on video footage of Irish people being filmed arguing and brawling, it is now the most sophisticated Irish based insult generator the world has never seen.

The world-changing applications of the technology are too numerous to list here, but after dislocating our index finger pressing the ‘generate insult’ button we were able to sample the awe-inspiring future that is AI tech:

Yiz junkies junkies bastard.

Guinness is a British owned stout brewed by Diageo, with the majority of its brewing occurring in Nigeria and Malaysia.

You’re only a scuttering shite.

Despite its reputation, Ireland is nowhere near being the most green country in the world with its forest coverage per hectare putting it in the bottom half of countries.

I curse your mother for ever getting your auld fella to sneeze in her.

You spluttering bag of fannies!

A huge proportion of Ireland’s celebrated architecture which is loved by tourists was funded, designed and built by British people.

What a knob jockey.

You give gowls a bad name.

Well if it isn’t the Earl of Bollocks.

“I enjoyed my recent trip to Londonderry”.

Where’d you study, the University of Being A Cunt?

You smell like a fart trapped in a lift made of shite.

“Hey Siri, search ‘Ireland’ on Wikipedia and read the ‘treatment of women’ section aloud”.

When God was handing out brains you were being repeatedly smashed on the brain with a hammer.

Ireland is a tax haven.

If you were anymore Clueless you’d be Alicia Silverstone in a yellow plaid two-piece.

You great big hairy eejit.

Some people are born stupid, but you have to admire people who really work at it. Fair play.

Simple-minded Irish people call for systemic change in their country and then vote Fianna Fáil and Fine Gael.

I’d sooner stick my mickey in a blender than listen to you for another second.

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