“Immigrants Also Responsible For Cost Of Children’s Hospital” Harris Doubles Down On Linking Immigrants To Homeless Figures

DOUBLING down on his comments linking immigration and rising rates of homelessness, Taoiseach Simon Harris went on further to blame several more issues on asylum seekers.

“Hospital waiting lists are full of foreign names too and don’t get me started on how they inflated the children hospital budget – I wouldn’t have signed off on that with the contractors if I knew how  much immigrants would cause the budget to soar like it did,” Harris explained the record number of homeless which is now heading for 15,000 this Christmas, adding, “see the lids attached on plastic bottles that annoy you when you try and drink them, that’s immigrants too!”

Harris’ comments were met with scathing criticism, with many pointing out that those seeking international protection are not actually counted in the monthly homeless numbers.

“Yeah, but Ireland is full!” Harris tripled down before chanting, “get them out, get them out”, while taking out an Irish tricolour and praising himself for taking ‘the flag back’.

Meanwhile thousands of Irish families currently in emergency accommodation have asked the government if they could kindly build at least 3% of the 9,300 social housing they promised to this year, that would be a start.