Dozens Of Hezbollah Members Killed In Carrier Pigeon Bomb Attack

CARRIER pigeons used by Hezbollah are the latest communications to be infiltrated by Israel speical forces leaving dozens dead and hundreds injured after pigeons packed with explosives detonated Sunday night.

Resorting to the age-old bird messaging service after a spate of attacks involving pagers and walkie talkies, Hezbollah admitted it’s not sure where to go from here as Israel compromises every form of device they turn to, calling for radio silence across the group.

“What next, our voice boxes?” asked one member seconds before his throat exploded killing another four people this morning, some of whom were innocent civilians, but sure look, they shouldn’t have been hanging around them in the first place now this unbias publication thinks about it.

Israeli animal rights campaigners have since called on the IDF and Mossad to stop using birds to kill targets, and to go back to good old-fashioned carpet bombing large residential areas with no regard for humanity instead.