Reasons Why Irish People Are Drinking Less & Less

IRELAND’S alcohol consumption levels continue to drop significantly, and are currently at the same level as 1987.

How can this be? Is the data credible? WWN reveals the reasons Irish people are consuming less and less alcohol:

Someone has finally discovered that hangovers are actually caused by alcohol.

Irish public have found ways of increasing obesity levels that doesn’t have to involve consuming alcohol.

Older generations have failed to pass down key drinking-behind-bushes tradition to teenagers.

Younger generation less inclined to feel they have to pretend to have ‘Famine-trauma’ and use that as excuse to drink excessively.

Or younger Irish generation are currently abroad doing their bit to increase alcohol consumption stats in countries they emigrated to.

Cocaine.

The Credit Union has stopped approving loans for people looking to buy a pint in Temple Bar.

People don’t have the patience to join back of the lengthy queue into Ireland’s one remaining nightclub.

All previous sorrows have been drowned.

The unforeseen rise in nice, personable bouncers put people off going to pubs.

A reluctance to damage the very liver that will be sold to afford living in Ireland in 2024.

Increasingly lazy nation not arsed walking the 100 metres to nearest pub or off licence.

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