Grandad No Fucking Idea What Your Bullshit College Course Is All About, But Is Still Proud Of You

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LOCAL grandfather Leo Tyrrell has confirmed that he has no idea what that course you’re doing up in Dublin is all about but he’s proud of you nonetheless.

“Tell me again something with computers, is it? There’s money in computers or so they say on the wireless anyway, even if it all sounds a bit wishy washy” confirmed Tyrrell who knows it’s all change these days but insisted that keeping a trade in mind is a smart idea too.

“Presumably the computers need repairing and that, you need to know how something works not just what you can do with it. What’s the yoke I have again? Yeah, exactly the Ippid thing, if that breaks there’s lads who repair it. Just saying, worth considering,” added Tyrrell.

The 81-year-old then subtley signaled, using his vast experience in conversations over a lifetime, that he would not be accepting of anymore explanations about how you are in fact studying environmental engineering.

“Whatever it is, you’re doing us proud up there anyways. If they handed me a computer up in that college of yours, I wouldn’t have a clue, ha. Need them for everything these days, so they say on the wireless anyway. And of course wireless means something completely different these days I’m told”.

“Now, you wouldn’t have a hope of a career with the long hair, the piercings and the scribbling on your arm but it’s great that’s all changed I suppose. People would think you’d given up on life looking at you, but it’s great that’s changed”.

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