Fuck Rafah, Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes Have Split After 14 Years!

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IF you thought that the deliberate slaughter of more than 40 innocent civilians at a camp for displaced Palestinians in Rafah was awful well hold onto your sympathetic hats guys, Ruth Langsford and Eamonn Holmes have split after 14 years, WWN sadly reports.

“We’re horrified to hear the death of this relationship and it has been all we could think about over the last couple of days,” millions of mourning fans agreed, quickly compartmentalising the actions of now wanted war criminal, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu, who ordered over 60 missile strikes on a designated humanitarian safe zone.

As the charred remains of women and children smoulder in the refugee camp rubble, the pair, who previously presented ITV show This Morning together confirmed the news, flooding tabloid front pages in both the UK and Ireland.

“It’s awful. It feels like a death in the family.” someone actually typed.

The strike on Rafah comes two days after the International Court of Justice ordered Israel to immediately halt its military operation in Rafah, where hundreds of thousands of civilians are still sheltering, many of whom are still unaware of the UK TV presenter’s divorce proceedings.

“Their poor children. Where is the justice in the world? Ruth and Eamonn were like my television parents – this is what it must feel like to be orphaned,” pointed out one Daily Mail reader, “at least Love Island is starting soon and will be a welcome distraction from all this horrible news lately”.

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