Rentalcars.com Voted Worst Bastard Piece Of Shit Company To Ever Operate
THE latest annual Customer Experience report compiled by this journalist after an awful experience while on holiday abroad this weekend has found that Rentalcars.com are the worst bastard piece of shit company to ever operate on the planet, ever.
Tasked by my editor with doing a piece on the ongoing dispute between commissioner Drew Harris and rank and file Gardaí, I have instead decided to air my grievances at those robbing fuckwits at Rentalcars.com who refused to refund me 350 euros after I tried to unsuccessfully rent a car from Hertz through this prick third-party website designed to rip off people on holidays.
“Motherfuckers hung up on me three times after refusing to put me through to a supervisor,” stated me, after I was being robbed in broad daylight by the scumbag website which features first on Google’s search and Booking.com whose parent company owns Rentalcars.
“I was so enraged about the level of service that I have jeopardised my career at this news publication in a bid to warn off other victims from this elaborate scam, which, after doing some research, has conned millions from customers across the world and are notorious for not refunding customers to such a degree, it surely borders on criminality”.
Realising the consequences of not actually doing a news article on the Irish policing dispute, this journalist doesn’t give a single fuck anymore because 350 euros is 350 euros and the way this call centre has fucked me around is now the last straw when dealing with cunt companies the likes of Ticketmaster, Ryanair and now this shower of horrible wankers, Rentalcars.com.
“My only saving grace here is the fact this article will be shared far and wide and now reach the top of the Google search for rental cars instead of the website of these conniving gobshites,” I concluded, before publishing this story and taking a half day knowing full well it will probably be my last, adding, “Fuck you, Rentalcars.com, fuck you to hell”.