We Get A Grant For Having One Article As Gaeilge Every Year, So Here Goes Nothing

NUAIR a bhíomar og, duirt an Arts Council that they would cuiramid a lan airgead gach bhliain if scríobh me aon article amhain as gailge, agus ta an article due an tseachtain seo.

Anois, an nuacht.

– Duirt an daoine Eireainn that is brea leat uachter reoite, nuair an grian ag taitneamh go hard sa speir. “Is brea liom’, a duirt fear amhain. “Is brea liom freisin,” a duirt mban eile.

– Breaking nuacht: Michael D. Higgins is ainm an uachterain. Ta se ina daoine in Phoenix Park. Ta beirt madra agat.

– Ceannagh Elon Musk Twitter for $44bn. Ta se as tweetail go hard sa speir anois. Nuair a cheannaigh se Twitter, thug se an sack go dti a lan employees.

– NASDAQ suas 15%. Dow Jones sios 12%.

– Péile nuacht…
Everton 0, Aston Villa 2
Leed United 0, Southampton 1
Leicester City 0, Arsenal 1
Man Utd 2, Newcastle 0. #TENHAGIN?

– Agus anois, an aimsir. Ta ghrian ag taitneamh go hard sa speir. Is maith tu uachter reoite?

A Uachtarán Chumann Lúthchleas Gael, tá an-áthas agat go scriobh an article anseo. Agus is brea leat an airgead a transferail tu go dti mo accounti bank. Textail me an sort code to you in a minute. Be me ag dul go dti an leitreas anois. Slan leat agus Ar dheis Dé go raibh a anam.