Poll: Has Lockdown Got You Off The Hook This Valentine’s Day?

• I should be so fucking lucky, she's still demanding take away tonight.
• He's been dropping hints for I don't know how long about me going 'down there', but I decided to get him something that requires less effort, so instead he's getting a vaccine.
• Yes! We said we wouldn't do anything big this year, I didn't even have to break out my unbearably annoying 'it's all a scam to make brands money' rant.
• I'd love to say she's worth the €2000 fines we're going to get for the weekend away abroad, but she's not.

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