Football Pretty Fucking Amazing Sometimes

FOOTBALL fans have reached the unanimous conclusion that the world’s most widely played sport can be ‘pretty fucking amazing sometimes’ after watching the stunning events of last night’s Champions League clash between Barcelona and Paris Saint Germain.

After taking a break from pinching one another to ensure Barcelona’s incomparable 6-1 comeback really happened, football fans allowed themselves to enjoy and appreciate one of the greatest footballing spectacles ever witnessed.

The match was not without its negative fallout as shortly after the fulltime whistle, PSG’s entire squad retired from the game citing a chronic and debilitating case of embarrassment. Many of the players involved hoped that last night’s game would not become a cruel shorthand for people to use when describing how someone monumentally messed up or choked.

However, with the news that a man who walked in on his wife having sex with 12 of his best friends, shortly before he was diagnosed with terminal cancer and kidnapped by ISIS stated “well, at least I’m not a PSG player”, the likelihood of the French club being spared from being the butt of jokes for years to come look unlikely.

While the majority of Barcelona fans are still celebrating, some took a moment to acknowledge that it would be better on their nerves if their team did not go down 4-0 in the next round of the competition.

Elsewhere, Liverpool fans are set to spend every waking moment on football forums stating that their team’s 2005 Champions League final comeback against AC Milan was actually better.