David Guetta To Remix ‘Head, Shoulders, Knees & Toes’


DESPITE being arrested after his performance at the Euro 2016 opening ceremony for crimes against music, DJ David Guetta is set to release a remix of popular ditty ‘head, shoulders, knees and toes’.

Leaning heavily on EDM, Guetta, not satisfied with ruining countless musical notes for fans of music, will drop the new remix at the end of the week.

“This song has always meant a lot to me. I wanted to tap into the emotion of it, and send that out into the world,” the music terrorist explained to WWN, completely happy with all the damage and destruction he has caused.

Inexplicably, the track will likely reach number 1 in the charts and remain there for several weeks, slowly worming its way into people’s heads, thanks to round-the-clock air play.

“We’ve tried to find a solution to the Guetta problem, but at this point the only option is murder,” explained music fan Aaron Fisher, who wasn’t even messing one bit.

The remix of head, shoulders, knees and toes clocks in at an unnecessary 9 minutes and features vocals from Jennifer Lopez, Adam Levine, and some random Scandinavian woman we’ve never heard of.