Flavio Bolsonaro Rumoured To Be Working As Deliveroo Driver In Dublin
IN THE WAKE of his narrow loss to Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, known as Lula, in the recent Brazilian presidential election run off Flavio Bolsonaro, known as a corrupt member of the Bolsonaro political dynasty and for being under investigation for money-laundering, has fled Brazil prompting the online rumour mill to go into overdrive.
“Some say he fled over the border to Argentina and flew to the US from there but I swear he just delivered me curry chips,” shared one eagle-eyed Dubliner, who didn’t live far enough away from his takeaway to use Deliveroo and whose t-shirt was covered in curry sauce.
However, it is not just native Dubliners who have reported sightings, with the Brazilian community believing they have caught several glimpses too.
“My roommate rents his Deliveroo account out to other Brazilians and this guy who collected the bike today was definitely wearing a disguise,” confirmed one Brazilian, “instead of delivering the food, apparently he’s stealing it for himself and his family, it has to be him!”
“He was playing in my work 5-a-side, had the sort horrible first touch an Irish coworker would have but it was definitely him,” offered another.
An additional, perhaps more unreliable source claimed Bolsonaro was a master of disguise and was concealing his identity in Dublin as a drag queen.
This information was subsequently corrected by the source as he got his wires crossed and mixed up drag queen Loola Hooha with Brazilian president Lula.
