Poll: Which Sally Rooney Book Made You Join Hamas?

• A) Normal People, they were just so bloody normal it made me want to seek out a bit of excitement in life, hence the whole joining Hamas business
• B) Probably 'Sally Rooney's Guide To Joining Hamas', dunno what about it led me to the decision ultimately but I think it was this book
• C) Abnormal People - the one where Connell went on a birthright trip to Israel and then justified the IDF killing 24,000 children.
• D) Intermezzo - I felt pretended to pretend I read her books, and I read an AI summary of the book and somewhere along he line I got my wires crossed and joined up.
• E) His overhead kick against Man City, the one they say he shinned. No question, that's my favourite goal of his!

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