Fleadh Cheoil Reaches Its Final Form With Discovery Of 5-Year-Old Sean-nós Singing Irish Dancing Bodhran Playing Fiddler

ORGANISERS of the Fleadh Ceoil have said ‘they’ve taken the event as far as it can go’ and it should probably come to an end as there is no topping the sight of a wee child singing a painful dirge about Famine-era suffering while simultaneously doing a cheerful Irish dancing routine as he played a bodhran, flute, fiddle and uilleann pipes.

“Yes, it brings out hundreds of thousands of people in a celebration of Irish culture, as you can see in Belfast here, but how are we ever going to improve upon that?” deflated organisers questioned.

The child, Seán Óg Óg Óg Óg, is believed to have been conceived in a DNA splicing and cloning facility in an underground laboratory deep beneath the Connemara bog by mad Gaeilgeoir scientists, as all other possible explanations for his varied talents deft belief.

“For the Fleadh we might as well go out on a high,” confirmed organisers, who said that while it’s the end for the Fleadh it’s just the beginning for little Seán.

“Just in the last 5 minutes of busking, some gormless Yank dropped to his knees weeping at the sight of Seán and threw the deed to house and all his share holdings and life savings into the wee flat cap Seán has on the ground for tips,” an astonished Fleadh official shared.