Taoiseach Asks Zelensky If Military Drones Work On People Highlighting Vacant Homes

TAOISEACH MICHEÁL Martin has traveled to Ukraine to meet with Volodymyr Zelensky to pledge Europe’s continued support for the country, however, ulterior motives for the visit soon emerged.

“Yeah, yeah you said that already about sacking key military figures, the protests, the Russia of it all, can I just ask… your fancy drones, can they be programmed for weeding out specific activity?” queried the Taoiseach as a weary and tired Zelensky sighed.

The Taoiseach further clarified his remarks, outlining that he didn’t want vacant properties drone bombed, although now that you mention it, rather, he was merely inquiring as to it capabilities in regards to people who insist on highlighting government malaise during a housing crisis.

“And while I have you, now this wouldn’t be anything at all to do with you and your situation but say we had a plant or the like, and people were saying stuff like ‘it’s being used to help a country wage an illegal invasion in Europe’, would a drone to be able to zero in on them types if we got their location. Causing me an awful headache so they are,” continued the Taoiseach.

“Decimated is it? Dead are they? Anyway, come here to me, can you drone bomb a report into alumina and that craic, if it’s findings are a little tricky for you?”