Man At Urinal Has Great Fun Blasting Chewing Gum Left There By Previous Guy

MIRACULOUSLY lifting his mood through the simple act of pub-based urination, one local man has reported having ‘endless fun’ pursuing and dousing an orphaned chewing gum left in the urinal by its previous occupant.

“Hehehe,” confirmed local man Chris Hacklin as his strong flow of urination caused the chewing gum to bounce and dance around the urinal, with the 28-year-old imagining the chewing gum was fleeing in panic from endless sniper fire.

“Aw,” added Hacklin as the relief from emptying his bladder mixed with the joy of pursuing the chewing gum.

“I’m a fireman putting out a wild fire,” Hacklin announced to himself in his head, “you’ve had enough pal, I’ll have to cut you off,” added Hacklin, this time out loud, mimicking a barman cutting off a patron who has had one too many.

Hacklin then laughed to himself as zipped himself up and walked towards the sink to pretend to wash his hands, marveling at how effective he is at amusing himself sometimes.

UPDATE: Hacklin is disappointed to report that on subsequent visits to the same urinal it appears the chewing gum is no longer present.