“You Never Smile Like That When I Walk Up The Driveway” Girlfriend Tells Squealing Man As Takeaway Arrives

LOCAL BOYFRIEND Tom Murray has backed himself into a corner after showcasing an ecstatic display of joy upon seeing his takeaway delivery driver marching up the driveway, WWN can reveal.

“What is it he’s got that I haven’t? You never smile like that when I’m coming up to the house,” queried Rachel Kelly, as Murray resisted the urge to say ‘pizza’.

Sprinting from the sitting room and into the hall like the female lead in a romance movie as she makes a desperate attempt to reach the love of her life before he boards a plane to the other side of the world, Murray suppressed the urge to burst into tears while opening his front door to a glorious vision of Romesh, his usual delivery driver.

“Ah now that’s not fair, Rachel, you come up the driveway with a face like thunder after another day with those wet wipes you work with, whereas Romesh brings a Pepperoni Passion, that’s hardly on me now is it?” Murray pleaded with Kelly, the apparent second love of his life.

Murray also referenced the fact that the delivery driver always pulls the pizza from his heat-controlled food pouch with the flair and panache of a Las Vegas magician, or someone showing off the Holy Grail itself.

“Now I’m not saying I don’t get those butterflies in my stomach when I see you, love, but you’ve learned to accept I’m not Austin Butler and I think it’s time you accepted nothing eclipses being