Panicked King Charles Waiting For Knock On Door From Police Over Ties To Jimmy Savile

WWN CAN EXCLUSIVELY report that insiders at Buckingham Palace suggest King Charles has jammed a chair up against his bedroom door and is not sweating like his brother Andrew in a BBC news interview, fearful of the thought the police will inevitably arrive to ask questions about his associations with a notorious sex criminal.

“A friendship that spanned over 20 years and gave the offender access to privileged information and an entry into the corridors of power, heavens, this sounds like me and dear Jimmy too,” the King cried as the walls closed in around him.

With his brother, the social welfare artist formerly known as Prince, arrested over alleged ‘misconduct in public office’, the King has instructed the Palace staff to tell any potential arrival of police serving warrants that ‘the King is in one of his other 20 other royal residences’.

Earlier today Prince Andrew, arrested on his 66th birthday, allegedly responded to police officers knocking on his door with ‘handcuffs and strippers dressed as police? What is this my birthday?’.

Meanwhile, legal experts suggest Andrew’s arrest and possible trial will likely amount to nothing as the charge of ‘misconduct in public office’ will not stand as no jury will accept a member of the royal has ever done a day’s work in their life.