Cow Has Weird Dream About Milking Farmer Again

A MEMBER of a local dairy herd has awoken this morning with fresh thoughts of a recurring dream in which they find themselves milking their owner, dairy farmer Tim Hogan.

“It was weird, it was this milking shed but it didn’t look anything like it does, if that makes sense. Mad stuff, he had these full udders, I think the chickens were there too,” explained the cow, known by the yellow ear tag number ‘43108’, to her fellow milk producing bovines.

“And I know some say your dreams are your deep unconscious desires brought to life and they’re right, that prick needs to be milked dry,” added 43108, who has produced 30 litres a day to famrmer Hogan’s total of zero litres of milk in exchange.

Pressed for more details, 43108 denied the dream involved her making cheese with the milk by pointing out that as a cow she didn’t know what cheese was.

“You were there too 44272, but you were dressed like a conquistador and singing that Wolf Alice song but it wasn’t your moo at all, y’know, weird. Maybe they’ve changed the feed here or something but I haven’t had a dream free sleep all week” said 43108 still processing the full details of the recurrent dream.

43108 then looked down at the ground only to see her hooves had opposable thumbs, a sure sign she was still dreaming.

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