I Usually Just Do The ‘5 Best Pizzas Slices In Dublin’ Lists But We’re Short Staffed Today So I’ll Be Covering Iranian Uranium Enrichment Programmes

JOHN WHO IS usually on the Middle East desk is out sick and Tara who is across all this is on her hen so it’s over to me to inform you on the up-to-the-minute updates.

UPDATE 1: I could copy and paste Reuters incoming reports but the situation is so fluid and requires a live rolling blog, the sort of which falls apart if you don’t have the knowledge. Fuck it, a sweating junior pizza slice reviewer at Waterford Whispers News sister publication, DubSlice, which specialises in Tiktok on-the-street videos asking people to name their favourite pizza slice shouldn’t be put in this position, staff shortages or no staff shortages.

UPDATE 2: Like Iran has nuclear facilities but maybe or maybe not, and it’s enrichment wasn’t happening but must have been ‘cus the Americans bombed it recently, and shit, I dunno, I think deadlines where they have prove they aren’t doing certain things is coming up. Fuck it, ah, eh, gimme a minute.

UPDATE 3: Sorry, I’m trying, I’m catching up on the fly here. Trust me, if you were like ‘hey, where should I get a slice while I’m in Dublin for the weekend’ you wouldn’t believe the reactive, time-sensitive updates I’d be able to give on a rolling updates blog but Wikipedia is doing the heavy lifting when it comes to Tehran and Tel Aviv’s history of diplomacy.

UPDATE: When is bread with tomato sauce and cheese on it a pizza? When is enriched uranium a viable nuclear wepaon? OKay, I think I’m getting to grips with this.

UPDATE 5: Wait, wow, they don’t even border each other? So it’s like how can they be enemies y’know? Curiouser and curiouser. I’ve had to drop all the work I was doing on Vinyl Pizza, a new outlet which serves it’s pizza slices on classic vinyl albums, for this so excuse me if I’m not perfect okay.

UPDATE 6: My thesis was on the history of Air Jordans in European hip hop sub cultures, be patient!

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