Chef Who Gave Netanyahu Food Poisoning Favourite For Nobel Peace Prize

THE AS YET unnamed chef who was responsible for hospitalising war criminal mass murderer Benjamin Netanyahu through serving him spoiled food is the new favourite to receive the Nobel Peace Prize, WWN can report.

“In a world full of cowardly leadership, a terrible chef is a beacon of hope to us all that a better world is possible, they get my vote,” confirmed one member of the Nobel committee.

“I don’t support the nomination as they would only be deserving of the prize if it directly led to Netanyahu shitting himself to death, something that would truly unite the world,” shared one committee member who took the contrary view on the nomination.

News of Netanyahu’s hospitalisation led to an outpouring of worst-wishes from across the world, with many candlelit vigils hoping against hope that modern medicine would fail.

“You’d think doctors advising me to avoid eating food for a few days as a result of this incident might make me reflect on the starvation I’m inflicting on people in Gaza but nope, I’ll be right as reign after receiving the sort of medical care I block from Gaza and then I’ll be back to what I do best in no time – murdering innocent people,” confirmed an on-the-mend Netanyahu.

Meanwhile, Netanyahu couldn’t rule out getting explosive diarrhea once again whenever he needs an excuse to delay his corruption trial again.

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