Trump Threatens Airstrikes On LA If Immigrants Are Not Handed Over

US President Donald Trump has issued a stark warning to Los Angeles, declaring that “there will be hell to pay” if certain immigrants, described by Trump as ‘anyone who is Democrat and has a tolerance for spicy food’, are not handed over, WWN has learned.

Taking a page straight from the Israeli playbook on handling perceived threats, Trump promised airstrikes and a ‘very special’ ground offensive, vowing to reduce downtown LA to “a pile of smoke and rubble” if his demands are ignored.

“Release the immigrants!” Trump bellowed during a live television interview, flanked by two American flags depicting the stars of all 50 states. Meanwhile, some 700 marines stationed in Southern California were reportedly preparing to descend on Los Angeles to do whatever is unnecessary to accomplish whatever the president is trying to accomplish.

“I suppose it makes sense,” said one Trump supporter and LA resident. “I’m sure it’ll all be worth it in the end if it means we don’t have immigrants doing all the jobs we don’t want to do.”

With tensions at boiling point, fears are mounting that deploying military force against civilians on home soil – for once – could plunge the country into a full-blown constitutional crisis and trigger international outrage.

“Maybe it’s time to liberate America from itself,” suggested a newly formed coalition of concerned nations, including Libya, Iraq, Afghanistan, and Vietnam.