Gun Owning MAGA Voters Who Live In Fear Of Tyrannical Government Forces Taking To Streets Pretty Ok With US Marines In LA

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“NO, NO, I think you’re wrong. I don’t recall ever stating I was opposed to a tyrannical government turning on the people. ‘Don’t Tread On Me’? What’s that? Something about people wearing flares? Anyway, brown people aren’t citizens, it’s just science” confirmed one MAGA voting gun owner, once driven to manic paranoia over the idea of Americans being left defenceless against the government.

“And obviously, I think it goes without saying if a protester was in possession of a legally held firearm I would not object to that being used as a reason for government forces to open fire, you can’t just go around carrying a gun with the correct permit, this is America,” added the MAGA man, lustily following the 24-hour news coverage for a pro-government ‘Ruby Ridge’.

The tense scenes following ICE raids in LA led US president Donald Trump to call in the National Guard and 700 US Marines with the aim of provoking a reaction from people protesting such authoritarianism so he had an excuse to bring more forces in.

“Normally that’s the sort of Deep State conspiracy to implement a false flag flashpoint, using it as a pretext to control and punish the people, that I’m always warning against but for some reason on this occasion, I’m going to keep my tinfoil hat in my closet,” added another MAGA man, a passionate yet slecetive defender of the first and second amendments of the US constitution.

Despite the horror with which some people have watched on in, president Trump defended his decision.

“The National Guard has to be there to stop this demented mob from trying to destabilise America and injure our brave boys in blue,” explained Trump, a man who didn’t think January 6th rioters storming the US Capitol buildings and injuring 174 police officers qualified as a ‘bring in the National Guard’ worthy event.

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