Picture Of Joylessly Healthy Meal On Woman’s Instagram Story Indicates Multiple Wedding Invites Imminent

THE EMERGENCE of bland, grey and joyless foodstuffs on local woman Tara Fogerty’s Instagram stories in recent days indicate the 29-year-old expects or is already in receipt of multiple invites for weddings taking place later in the year.

“Ah, thoughts and prayers we’ve all been there,” shared sympathetic onlookers as they pored over food pictures so drab Fogerty could be an inmate in a high security prison.

The more healthy the meals appeared on Fogerty’s social media postings, the clearer a picture was being built of what lies ahead for the A&E nurse.

“Carb free dinner third story in a row, fuck me, she might be a bridesmaid for a couple of these upcoming weddings by the looks of it, my sympathies” remarked another soldier who has seen front line action in the trenches of multiple weddings season tours.

Wedding fundamentalists defended the self-imposed regime Fogerty and many other people feel under pressure to undergo by pointing out what a great day out will be in store as she celebrates friends.

“And you’ll be so out of practice after abstaining from drinking combined with the massive feed on the day, you’re all but guaranteed to be exploding out of both ends before the band really kick into gear,” offered one glass-half-full type commented.

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