Leading Cause Of Inheritance Disputes In Ireland Centre Around Who Gets Parents’ Novelty Mugs

THE LAW SOCIETY of Ireland is appealing to Irish parents to ensure their wills make clear the exact division of their novelty mug collection lest they form the basis of increasingly bitter disputes among their children.

“You’d think it’d be the house that causes the issue but I’ve seen fists thrown over who gets the ‘Coffee Gives Me The Shits’ mugs” explained legal professional Martin O’Brien, who was raising awareness over the issue of updating wills.

“Large sums of money going to the eldest and no one else, that can be smoothed over and forgotten about, but if someone thinks they’re entitled to a mug and they don’t get it, it can be quite brutal,” added O’Brien who wanted to make clear this was a real issue and not some transparent attempt by Waterford Whispers to make readers aware they have tonnes of mugs available HERE which are the perfect gift for friends, loved ones and that one prick work colleague you want to passive aggressively insult via the medium of novelty mugs.

“You’re a liar, a fucking liar. Dad promised ME the mug with busty blonde on it whose bra disappears when the mug is hot,” pleaded one sibling in family court in Dublin today in a sad, sad scene of growing regularity.

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