‘Routine Demolition Work Makes Way For Gaza Riviera’ Reports US Media On Bombing Of Gaza’s Last Functioning Hospital

A ROUTINE controlled demolition has been undertaken by the IDF to make way for the Gaza Riviera tourist destination, the US media can report.

Erroneously described by some Israeli media outlets as the devastating bombing of Gaza’s last functioning hospital, al-Ahli Arab Hospital, the US media can confirm using delicate technical works known as bombing and never stopping, the foundations are being laid for an ambitious construction project set to be the envy of the world.

Mistakenly referred to by others as a ‘massacre’ the specialised process, needing precise methods undertaken by trained professionals with only the highest qualifications in their chosen field of engineering, is called a ‘demolition’, and according to some US outlets was ‘necessary’ and requires nothing in the way of further context or condemnation.

“Just one of those things, anyway, where was I?” explained leading US publications which pride themselves on holding the indefatigable fire of journalism in their hearts.

The WHO may have verified a child was killed in the bombing of the hospital (also a war crime), US sources we rely on for our news have confirmed “isn’t it time we changed the subject?”

While it was pointed out that the hospital, a Palestinian Christian run facility was bombed on Palm Sunday during Holy Week, media outlets stateside explained that ‘working on Sundays’ was once frowned upon in the Christian faith but that is no longer the case, and that any sounds or loud bangs are ‘commonplace’ on any construction site in the world.