People Travelling To US Told To Delete Comments Criticising Thin Skinned Cunt
IRISH tourists hopeful of travelling to the Land of the Free in the wake of President Trump restoring free speech have been advised to delete all criticism of the thin-skinned cunt from their phones or risk being denied entry to the US.
The directive comes as reports suggest holiday makers are having their phones checked for critical messages of Trump by US border agents as part of pre-clearance in Dublin airport.
“Just because Donald Trump could be out-smarted by a potato hooked up to a generator doesn’t mean you should say he’s as useless as an ashtray on a motorbike,” explained one US immigration expert, “some people find it hurtful when you say factually accurate things like ‘that brain dead tanning bed is crashing the global economy'”.
“But as any reasonable defender of absolute free speech would agree an Irish person can really have no complaints if they’re accused of terrorism for calling Trump a ‘gobshite of a geebag’ in the lads group chat,” added the expert, of
The US administration has also confirmed it will be monitoring travellers’ social media postings for evidence of any ‘antisemitic’ content meaning any Irish person who thinks the murdering of thousands of children and bombing hospitals is wrong may want to reconsider that trip to America.
Elsewhere, thousands of people who spent years claiming you can no longer joke about anything have confirmed they are fully in support of someone being detained by US authorities and sent to an El Salvadorian prison for calling Trump ‘the greatest cure for female heterosexuality’.
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