Local Man Has Sneaking Feeling Trump Tariffs Going To Help Little Guy At Expense Of Rich People

REACTING TO US President Donald Trump’s imposition of tariffs on a lengthy list of countries, including America’s closest allies, one local man has countered the doom and gloom and plunging stock markets to offer a more positive take.

“I dunno, it could be due to the fact I was 25 when I finally learned not to put my hands directly into the fire but I think Trump has a genius plan and is doing this for the little guy,” explained local man Dennis Carty.

“Sure, some people are saying that if a sham president beholden to the richest people in America wanted to crash the economy so billionaires and investment funds can hoover up assets on the cheap this is definitely how you would go about it, but I actually think it’s the poorest among us who are going to benefit from the increased prices on basic goods,” added Carey, who felt sorry for the tough times ahead for rich people.

Carty said the more he thought about it, the clearer it was that the six-time bankrupt Trump, who has populated his cabinet with billionaires, only has the interests of the working class in his heart.

“Y’know, it’s actually probably a good thing if we had a recession, I’ve been too spoiled with barely surviving on the breadline unable to afford basic healthcare. A bit of hardship is exactly what I need,” concluded Carty, who hopes Trump’s made in China merchandise avoids tariffs.

Commenting on his decision to impose tariffs an liberate himself from logic on his great Liberation Day, president Trump said ‘did you see how important I looked with my big chart? Everybody clapped and cheered’.

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