EU Put Tariffs On US Exports Of Bullshit, Crippling US Economy In Seconds

DEMAND for America’s largest export has ground to a halt amid the EU placing retaliatory tariffs on bullshit, WWN can reveal.

“Divisive lies, allergies to basics facts, tweets raging about woke; we’ve had zero orders for our inorganically X-fed premium bullshit since the tariffs were announced, the market in Europe for deranged ramblings about the divinity of purebred white Christians with European heritage among other things has collapsed. We’re ruined,” said one bullshit exporter, Elon Musk.

It is believed the news coming from the EU will hit the largest producer of American produced bullshit, Donald Trump, particularly hard.

The latest counter tariffs come after president Trump announced/retracted/re-announced/re-retracted/re-re-announced/retracted x3/pinky promised for real this time tariffs on steal imports from Canada and China, creating turmoil on the stock markets.

“Oh yeah? Well get ready for this, how about one-eleventy percent times infinity tariffs,” said Trump, outlining the sort of astute economic strategy that saw him into six bankruptcies.

Well domestic demand for bullshit remains stubbornly high in the US, tariffs on exports set up an uncertain future for the health of the American economy.

“This is not conducive to a healthy trading relationship,” declared an EU official, “we did not charge you any taxes when you purchased Andrew Tate back”.

“And zero charge for your wholesale copying of our intellectual property dating from the 1930s,” added Germany.

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