POLL: What’s Your Favourite Ongoing World Conflict?

• a) As a weapons manufacturer it's like asking someone to choose between children but with our new AI-assisted drone tech you can kill them all while being paid by the US government!
• b) I'm glad you asked, I love nothing more than treating the constant death machine of war like it's a chat about sport down the pub. Syria all the way!
• c) Call me a hipster all you want but it's Sudan for me, I was Tweeting about this online before it was all the rage. I want praise..
• d) Ukraine. The bravery just astonishes me, the strength of character. You can do it Vlad!
• e) I would just urge Westlife and Brian McFadden come to the table and broker peace.
• f) I'm a atrocity purist, and a hypocrisy aficiando so it's Israel's genocide for me. Really crushes the soul.
• g) They're all my favourite and when they melt into one-another to form a sort of earth-wide scuffle, there's gotta be a word for it, but that's when I'll really be able to enjoy it
• h) I don't 'enjoy' it, that's disgusting. But I do enjoy arguing with strangers about them online, now that's an endorphin rush!

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