Waterford Whispers News Endorses Fast Approaching Meteor In Forthcoming US Election

WHILE other news outlets shirk their responsibilities and cower in the face of authoritarian threats to the freedom of the press, Waterford Whispers News is unafraid to endorse fast approaching meteor in the US presidential race.

The accelerating mass gaining momentum above the earth’s atmosphere is the clear and obvious choice for the presidency with its credentials when it comes to exerting maximum damage on the American people irrefutable.

While Donald Trump claims he can bring about the accelerated ruination of the United States, fast approaching meteor 2 miles in diameter can guarantee it.

We appeal to American voters’ ill-placed sense of duty to chaos and violence when we say ‘meteor is the only viable candidate’.

Communism promised under Kamala Harris vows to strip everyone of their assets, but can she do it quicker than meteor with its promise to deliver 150,000 megatons of energy directly into US soil?

No individual, no matter their vainglorious drive to achieve power at all costs, can deliver to the US people what they so desperately need like meteor can.

Critics of WWN will point out that in the past and for much of this publication’s storied history refused to endorse anyone for the highest public office in the US, but times are changing and the threat to democracy is unquestionable. It would be an appalling display of cowardice were the editorial board at this esteemed publication to kowtow to public pressure and deny the reality staring us right in the face.

The decision is clear America, your hallowed right to vote in a country which has a long history of democracy dating all the way back to 1965 should not be taken lightly. Make it count, vote for meteor.

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