We’re Not Entirely Sure These People Are Celebrities But They Got Engaged & Other Sites Seem To Think It’s A Big Deal

THE DEFINITION of bonafide celebrity has lost all meaning but our quest to keep up with our rivals in the online publication game mean we’re sort of forced to report this pair, whoever the fuck they are, have gotten engaged.

He has 5k followers on TikTok and plays on the minor panel for Kerry’s hurlers, and she was 2nd place in the Navan Rose of Tralee competition 4 years ago and has been paid to stay at a hotel once and put it up on her stories.

Congratulations! Couple goals or what? Sorry, we wish we had more details but that’s all we got from scanning the 15 articles about them.

Appears to be a very staged photo, purposefully posed with social media in mind. That’s something only genuinely famous people do, right?

Oh, we found a few more articles but it’s just about social media posts they made, normal stuff like getting a coffee.

Look, as long as you have the lingering feeling you’re old and have no idea what the fuck is cool and who or what constitutes a person of note or renown anymore we’ll feel like we’re doing our jobs.

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