Party Supplying Weapons Used In Genocide Stage 4th Successive Day Of Celebrations & Back Patting

STRANGE SCENES have been reported in the US city of Chicago as members of a political party supplying weapons to mass murderer Benjamin Netanyahu have gathered for some back slapping, cheering and asserting their position atop the moral high ground.

Entering its 4th successive day, the Democratic party’s national convention has seen famous speaker after famous speaker receive uproarious standing ovations for no reason other than the fact they are leading figures in the party, a party which supplies weapons to a genocide pursuing regime.

“Let’s hear it for democracy! Let’s not allow a complete abandonment of the rule of law which we all know is coming if you don’t vote for us,” one speaker extolled to a loud rapturous reception from the vast crowd of 20,000 people who represent less than half the total deaths in Gaza in last 10 months.

“Oh look a joke about the size of someone’s penis, how funny and enlivening,” said one attendee, whose faith in democracy has been restored in recent weeks due to the positive showing by the Kamala Harris/Tim Walz ticket which is set to take over the supplying of billions in military aid to Israel in the event of a November election win.

“Yes 40,000 people have been murdered in 10 months but imagine how much worse it would be if it was the other guys enabling this murder,” said one attendee, who broke from our interview to applaud a speaker who said Kamala Harris represents the equality and fairness everyone wants to see in life.